Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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