i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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