better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He shit in the fireplace
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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