through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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