Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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