Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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