You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Randomize