He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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