I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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