im drinking this country out of the recession.
North Korea, Best Korea!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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