i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
His nipple licking is glorious
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