the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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