I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
