I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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