We're like a lot better than the average bears
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Dick very happy bro
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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