idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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