How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I wish you could order shots online.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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