He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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