and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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