He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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