Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(424): View more from California

You hurt me so bad and it feels so good

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

New invention idea: vibrating tampons

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(847): View more from Illinois

Farmville is her only friend.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..

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(301): View more from Maryland

I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.

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(214): View more from Texas

Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...

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