She's JV to your varsity
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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