We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
We left an ass print on the piano.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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