i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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