So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I've blown a few things in my day
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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