she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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