Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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