told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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