Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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