Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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