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Swine flu. Run for my life!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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