Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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