Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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