just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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