Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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