he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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