Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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