my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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