Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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