do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
