that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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