Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
NoShamevember. You game?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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