I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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