my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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