Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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