It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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