their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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