that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
