Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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