***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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