what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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